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That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...

I’m usually like FEATURED AT EPICHUMOR. FOLLOW NOW!

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The 3 most common lies on the internet

epic-humor: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: Offline 3. Yes, I am over 18. Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

Dec 30th

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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

 Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
 ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
 Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
 Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
 Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
 Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
 Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
 Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

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"Do You Smell Weed?"

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This gif works for everything;

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My new favourite response.

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Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a...

It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (: the nod thing:OOOO I feel… stalked.. What The Hell. :O Oh my god, how do they know???? Holy crap… They are stalking me!

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Reblog if there's no snow for Christmas where you...

jeekuro: ethyne: HE CAN’T BE EVERYWHERE GUYS. Q

Dec 26th

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So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...

pp0cahontas: now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive. …and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world. In Hogsmeade. OMFGYES

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